Americans Stole my Money!!!

[Maffo]

Well it was a hard week, working intensely and I thought to myself... take a break. Go out and do something. Well I have been waiting for ages for the release of the New Indiana Jones Film. Im a huge fan of the first three so cool, 20 years on and we have a new movie!!! Excellent..... No!!!!!! Its crap!! Terrible, an insult to my intellegence!!

I dont know why Im dissappointed, I should have known that any film with a George Lucas input was going to be rubbish. George Lucas hasnt directed a decent film since 'A new hope' and single handedly destroyed star wars with his new trilogy has had a huge input in this film and its obvious. Jokes that are just not funny, a pathetic unbelievable storyline, anti-communist monkeys!! Yes anti-communist monkeys feature in this film!!! The stunts are all unrealistic and the majority of them are special effects rather than stunts.

Yes the old films were a little corny here and there, but this new sucks. I cant believe speilberg was behind the camera. He should stick to what hes good at, holocaust films or whatever.

These two directors with unlimited finances should have been able to produce a timeless classic. But no, they make a cheap piece of crap which they know everybody will want to go and see, thus robbing our hard worked for cash. Its theft in my eyes. I saw the previews and all the cast & crew were saying what fun it was in the making. I bet it was, I bet they were laughing there asses off thinking of the huge wads of cash they were going to make out of suckers like me.

Im nothing less than disgusted by this effort and want my money back!!!!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 0.5 out 10 CRAP!!!