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03-30-2006, 07:12 AM
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These are 11 actual newspaper ads:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. And the Last one: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything. gsmith 
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03-30-2006, 08:00 AM
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lol
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03-30-2006, 08:05 AM
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03-30-2006, 08:12 AM
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Thoses are classic
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04-02-2006, 05:53 AM
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I once saw an ad, " selling mosquitos at www.zzzzzz.com"
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04-19-2006, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA
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unused 32 cent stamp for barter
I just saw this one on Craigs List....
unused 32 cent stamp for barter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-11, 10:14AM EST I found a 32 cent stamp that is unused in my jacket pocket. I don't mail anything anymore since I use online bill paying and have no use for it. Plus I'd have to get a 7 cent stamp to use it now anyway. So what do you want to barter for this fine item? Here's what I could use: Tools - this has got to be worth a bunch of nails or screws, maybe even a hook or two. Gift cards - got a quarter left on that card?? pass it on over. Gas - own a gas station?? i'll put 32 cents of gas in my car. Of course there is the issue of delivery. I have no problem mailing this fine item, but that will end up costing you 39 cents. a whopping 121% of the value of this item. So it seems to make this worthwhile, you have to be: 1 - my neighbor, so there are no shipping costs 2 - right on myway to work (one street over and my gains will be lost on gas and time) 3 - an insane person who loves 32 cent stamps 4 - just some who thinks this is funny and will give them a good story to tell at the dinner table. btw, did i mention the stamp is blue/white with a picture of a bird? |
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04-19-2006, 11:08 AM
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that was a good find. Its nice to see some humor in here.
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