Warning do not play this game

[Maffo]

I know what you are all thinking, and I dont blame you, 'this Brit is simply superior to us.' Sometimes people just need to concede that they will never be as good as the elite and never grace the upper echelons of which yours truly takes for granted. 'Bleat, bleat, bleat young maffo' I hear the groans of the intended reader, 'proof, young man, I demand proof of your ridiculous claims.' Yes to the average mortal my claims might be deemed as slightly risible so one verifies his testimony in the form of an image of the 'Joint Photographic Experts Group' type.

Level: Medium
Lives: 20

Status: Complete



Please dont take it too hard on yourselves that you will never be as good as me, many a great man has driven himself to the realms of insanity attempting to bring themselves to the level of ones good self.

[Eric Barnes]

Looks like I am going to start practicing a little more. Just wait I will de-thrown the Brits.

[Maffo]

Eric, Im sorry, but even if you practice your whole life, you just will not match my gaming ability. Maybe you should try something more suitable. If you do a Google search for 'Barney Games' or something similar Im sure youll find something more applicable to your needs.

[spaceboy]

Nice score maffo, but as is often the case, just shy of american dominance. I only needed one maxed out flying creep tower. Maxed out squirt guns are the key.

level: Med, 20 lives Score: 6400+

[Maffo]

Hmmm..... Dear Spaceboy, you have obviously being trying and trying to better me, sadly, all in vein as the challenge wasn't score, it was to complete with the twenty lives, which I did first. I have little doubts I could beat that score if I played a quarter as much as you but I simply dont have the time. To add, I played the game in my finest smoking jacket with a fine bottle of 1952 malbec whilst sampling a rare Stilton, I didn't play like a manic japonese kid with his face not two inches from the screen. Bring me another challenge,I shall embarrass you further.

[spaceboy]

of course i mastered it long before you but had no pictures to validate. mind you I was blindfolded and sedated this time round.

truthfully you likely are much better than me at games... the last video game I remember playing was tetris, long ago in school. and at that time i was quite sedated

[Eric Barnes]

Way to go Lindsay!

Good job.

[Maffo]

Way to go Lindsay!

Good job.
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How touching! To be honest I cant tell if that is a 'Its the competing that matters-not the winning' or pure sarcasm from Eric.

[Mike-N-Tosh]

Originally Posted by Maffo

Hmmm..... Dear Spaceboy, you have obviously being trying and trying to better me, sadly, all in vein as the challenge wasn't score, it was to complete with the twenty lives, which I did first.

And where are you getting your rules from, Maffo?

The thread started by suzkaw:

Originally Posted by suzkaw

Yesterday we had an internal 68 Classifieds showdown with me beating the pants of Blair with 5,150 points on normal. So now I am declaring that I am the champion.

Notice how it says NOTHING about finishing without losing any lives. Notice how it states 5,150 points... I am the champion.

You are a legend in your own mind with your own rules.

I declare Lindsay as the winner!!! So far

-Mike

[civ]

I don't know if I just need to turn up my sarcasm meter, or if I detect a hint of resignation from you Maffo.

Regardless, I want to know who is going to turn this thing into a module!